There's always one

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 01/26/2016 at 17:21 • Filed to: None

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ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 17:25

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He needs the space for the running start.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper 01/26/2016 at 17:31

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Well, it’s not like he needs the room for other things, like excessively large reproductive organs.

jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 17:32

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Very small penis.

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > BaconSandwich is tasty. 01/26/2016 at 17:32

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Nope, else he wouldnt be able to get off the ground for that matter

Takuro Spirit > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 17:33

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Must have been out of guy-liner.

EL_ULY > jkm7680 01/26/2016 at 17:35

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what’s wrong with that? lol :]

SP LYFE!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 17:36

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Extra asshole points for picking a spot that is close to the entrance.

Though subtract asshole points considering that the parking lot seems to be empty.

Mercedes Streeter > EL_ULY 01/26/2016 at 17:43

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Preach :D

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 17:45

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I saw an Explorer parked on a curve in a parking lot 10 feet away from a space. They were parked there for hours.

ceanderson920 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 17:53

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This skull is by far the worse thing on the truck, the stacks are a close second.

Master Cylinder > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper 01/26/2016 at 18:24

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Seriously tho. I was at the auto show last weekend and sat in some big dumb Ram diesel dually quad cab 4x4 browagon and it was really effin’ awkward to get in and out of. And I’m 6'3", not exactly a short guy.

On a related note, I probably could’ve just sat there for a couple hours watching all the short chubby rednecks struggle in and out of that thing.

(also it had like 10 cupholders for the front seats alone what is up with that)

Master Cylinder > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 18:26

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I cannot for the life of me understand the appeal of these things. But I will defend the right of douchecanoe bros to drive them. Unless they’re coal rollers. Then they should have to spend 30 minutes with their head directly above their “stacks” while the coals are then rolled.

Berang > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 18:41

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I just saw a similarly bastardized truck at Ikea. They had to lean all boxes in the bed backwards to keep them away from the exhaust pipes. Yeah that’s pretty cool. A big truck you can’t carry big things in. I totally get the appeal. (_°)

d15b > Master Cylinder 01/26/2016 at 19:02

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On a related note, I probably could’ve just sat there for a couple hours watching all the short chubby rednecks struggle in and out of that thing.

lol

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > EL_ULY 01/26/2016 at 19:28

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Even if I were to give you the benefit of the doubt on the truck, the fact that he’s in two (arguably four) spaces seals the deal.

EL_ULY > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 20:15

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That is a big dick move.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Master Cylinder 01/26/2016 at 21:03

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This one is most definitely a coal roller. And yeah, the trucks themselves are dumb but whatever. As soon as I see them driving/parked like assholes or spewing smoke, then I make judgements about those things and tack the bro-truck judgements on the end.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/26/2016 at 23:24

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natural grazing spot

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ceanderson920 01/26/2016 at 23:43

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That is just plain cheesy.

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Master Cylinder 01/27/2016 at 09:09

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Its for all the monsters.

Master Cylinder > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper 01/27/2016 at 10:15

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Probably a spit cup or two as well, I imagine.